Humor

 

Spirit Airlines Welcomes You Almost Home for the Holidays

 

 Love, American Style: Boston Marriage and Beyond

 Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler

 Pills Like White Elephants

 

Restaurant Reviews by MFA Students

 

 I’m Michael Myers from Halloween and I Just Want to Talk About Your Car’s Extended Warranty

Two Tour de France Announcers Narrate my Morning Jog

New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups

 

COVID Word Problems for Women

I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career

Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers

The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano

 

Things I’m Afraid the Webb Space Telescope Will Discover

New Year’s Resolutions Inspired By Your 2020 Existential Crisis 

George Carlin and Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show

 

Bingo: Passive-Aggressive Comments From my Family on Thanksgiving

Immersive Artist Experiences Other than Van Gogh

Orientation for College-At-Home, According to Your Mom

Stages of Grief About the 2016 Election…in Aerobics Classes

 

Florida! A Redemption Story: The Musical

New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced

 

I’m a Taxidermy Deer Head Just Trying to Make It Here in NYC

 

Fifty Shades of Grey Shades

 

 

Articles/Essays/Etc. 

Hasten Down the Wind, Purple Clover

Spring Cleaning, Sweatpants & Coffee

Canine Lessons, Realize Magazine (Winner, 2015 Realize Writers’ Contest)

Running Away, The Examined Life: A Literary Journal 

A New Englander’s Guide to Chicago, Chicago Tribune

 

 

Fiction

A Double in Two Glasses, Anthem: A Tribute to Leonard Cohen

The Spare, Composite Arts

The Right to Remain Silent Night, Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?