The New Yorker: Spirit Airlines Welcomes You Almost Home for the Holidays

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Love, American Style: Boston Marriage and Beyond

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Pills Like White Elephants

Electric Literature: Restaurant Reviews by MFA Students

Weekly Humorist: I’m Michael Myers from Halloween and I Just Want to Talk About Your Car’s Extended Warranty

Weekly Humorist: Two Tour de France Announcers Narrate my Morning Jog

Weekly Humorist: New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups

The Belladonna:COVID Word Problems for Women

The Belladonna: I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career

The Belladonna: Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers

The Belladonna: The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano

Slackjaw: New Year’s Resolutions Inspired By Your 2020 Existential Crisis 

Slackjaw: George Carlin and Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show

Points in Case: Immersive Artist Experiences Other than Van Gogh

Points in Case: Orientation for College-At-Home, According to Your Mom

Points in Case: Stages of Grief About the 2016 Election…in Aerobics Classes

The Haven: Florida! A Redemption Story: The Musical

The Haven: New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced

the museum of americana: I’m a Taxidermy Deer Head Just Trying to Make It Here in NYC

Realize Magazine: Fifty Shades of Grey Shades


A Trying Time, Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Power of Yes

Hasten Down the Wind, Purple Clover

Spring Cleaning, Sweatpants & Coffee

Canine Lessons, Realize Magazine (Winner, 2015 Realize Writers’ Contest)

Running Away, The Examined Life: A Literary Journal 

A New Englander’s Guide to Chicago, Chicago Tribune


A Double in Two Glasses, Anthem: A Tribute to Leonard Cohen

The Spare, Composite Arts

The Right to Remain Silent Night, Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?