Humor:

Spirit Airlines Welcomes You Almost Home for the Holidays, The New Yorker

Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler?, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Pills Like White Elephants, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Restaurant Reviews by MFA Students, Electric Literature

I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career, The Belladonna

Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers, The Belladonna 

The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano, The Belladonna

George Carlin and Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show, Slackjaw

Christmas Eve in Boca Palms, HumorWriters.org

Fifty Shades of Grey Shades, Realize Magazine

I’m a Taxidermy Deer Head Just Trying to Make It Here in New York City, the museum of americana

New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups, Weekly Humorist

Stages of Grief About the 2016 Election…in Aerobics Classes, Points in Case

I’m Grandma and I’m the New Director of the CDC, Little Old Lady Comedy

New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced, The Haven

Less Popular Spotify “Mood” Playlists, The Haven

Get Ready for the Solar Eclipse/Nuclear Apocalypse, The Haven

Dog Moves to Other End of Couch, News for Dogs

Tinder Profiles of Hipster Elf on the Shelf Knockoffs, RobotButt

Bluff your Way Through The Catalan Crisis, The Higgs Weldon

 

Articles/Essays/Etc.: 

A Trying Time, Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Power of Yes

Hasten Down the Wind, Purple Clover

Spring Cleaning, Sweatpants & Coffee

Canine Lessons, Realize Magazine (Winner, 2015 Realize Writers’ Contest)

Running Away, The Examined Life: A Literary Journal 

A New Englander’s Guide to Chicago, Chicago Tribune

 

Fiction:

Audience of One, Women’s National Book Association Anthology (forthcoming, 2020)

A Double in Two Glasses, Anthem: A Tribute to Leonard Cohen

The Spare, Composite Arts

The Right to Remain Silent Night, Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?