Humor
Emily Dickinson’s Classroom Valentines, co-written with Julie Vick
Spirit Airlines Welcomes You Almost Home for the Holidays
Love, American Style: Boston Marriage and Beyond, co-written with Fiona Taylor
Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler, co-written with Julie Vick
Restaurant Reviews by MFA Students
I’m Michael Myers from Halloween and I Just Want to Talk About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
Two Tour de France Announcers Narrate my Morning Jog
New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups
I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career
Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers
The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano
Things I’m Afraid the Webb Space Telescope Will Discover, co-written with Terry Heyman and Sally Miller
New Year’s Resolutions Inspired By Your 2020 Existential Crisis, co-written with Julie Vick
George Carlin and Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show
Bingo: Passive-Aggressive Comments From my Family on Thanksgiving, co-written with Terry Heyman
Immersive Artist Experiences Other than Van Gogh
Orientation for College-At-Home, According to Your Mom
Stages of Grief About the 2016 Election…in Aerobics Classes
Florida! A Redemption Story: The Musical, co-written with Tiffany Quay Tyson
New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced
I’m a Taxidermy Deer Head Just Trying to Make It Here in NYC
Articles/Essays/Etc.
Hasten Down the Wind, Purple Clover
Spring Cleaning, Sweatpants & Coffee
Canine Lessons, Realize Magazine (Winner, 2015 Realize Writers’ Contest)
Running Away, The Examined Life: A Literary Journal
A New Englander’s Guide to Chicago, Chicago Tribune
Fiction
A Double in Two Glasses, Anthem: A Tribute to Leonard Cohen
The Spare, Composite Arts
The Right to Remain Silent Night, Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
Sue D. Gelber 
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