Spirit Airlines Welcomes You Almost Home for the Holidays, The New Yorker

Love, American Style: Boston Marriage and Beyond, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Pills Like White Elephants, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Restaurant Reviews by MFA StudentsElectric Literature

Two Tour de France Announcers Narrate my Morning Jog, Weekly Humorist

New Programming for Fall Season: TV Mashups, Weekly Humorist

COVID Word Problems for Women, The Belladonna

I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career, The Belladonna

Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers, The Belladonna

The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano, The Belladonna

New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced, The Haven

Less Popular Spotify “Mood” Playlists, The Haven

Get Ready for the Solar Eclipse/Nuclear Apocalypse, The Haven

George Carlin and Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show, Slackjaw

Christmas Eve in Boca Palms, Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop

Stages of Grief About the 2016 Election…in Aerobics Classes, Points in Case

Fifty Shades of Grey ShadesRealize Magazine

I’m a Taxidermy Deer Head Just Trying to Make It Here in New York City, the museum of americana

I’m Grandma and I’m the New Director of the CDC, Little Old Lady Comedy

Tinder Profiles of Hipster Elf on the Shelf Knockoffs, RobotButt


A Trying Time, Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Power of Yes

Hasten Down the Wind, Purple Clover

Spring Cleaning, Sweatpants & Coffee

Canine Lessons, Realize Magazine (Winner, 2015 Realize Writers’ Contest)

Running Away, The Examined Life: A Literary Journal 

A New Englander’s Guide to Chicago, Chicago Tribune


Audience of One, Women’s National Book Association Anthology (forthcoming, 2020)

A Double in Two Glasses, Anthem: A Tribute to Leonard Cohen

The Spare, Composite Arts

The Right to Remain Silent Night, Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?